A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS to release Stress

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. 
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. 
Teacher: Why? 
Student: There is no future in it. 
Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? 
Ted       : $10. 
Teacher : You don't know maths. 
Ted       :  You don't know my father!

Mother  : David, come here. 
David    : Yes, mum? 
Mother  : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. 
David    : But I will only get my report book tomorrow. 
Mother   : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test? 
Son  : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 
Father      : So? 
Son  : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father. 
Daughter   : It's mummy! 
Father      : How do you know? 
Daughter   : She didn't say anything.
 Girl: Do you love me? 
Boy: Yes Dear 
Girl: Would you die for me? 
Boy: No, mine is undying love
Man: How old is your father? 
Boy: As old as me 
Man: How can that be? 
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. 
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
Teacher     : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? 
Simon        : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Father      : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! 
Son          : That's why I say she's no good!
Teacher: 'Where were u born?' 
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.' 
Teacher: 'Which part?' 
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?' 
Only one hand shot up. 
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher. 
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?' 
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.' 
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.' 
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
A boy came home from school with his exam results. 
'What did u get?' asked his father. 
'My marks are under water,' said the boy. 
'What do u mean 'under water'?' 
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'

 Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good laugh! Do send it to all your friends and family so that they will have a good laugh too. :D 
Have a nice day! 
Cheers