KidsAreQuick

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North  America . MARIA:         Here it  is.  TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ? CLASS:          Maria.  ____________________________________   TEACHER:   John,  why are you doing your math  multiplication on  the floor? JOHN:          You told me to do it  without using tables.  __________________________________________ TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile?' GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'  TEACHER:  No,  that's wrong GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how  I spelt it.    (I  Love this kid)  ____________________________________________ TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for  water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.  TEACHER:   What are you talking  about? DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________  TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have   today that we didn't have ten years  ago. WINNIE:       Me!  __________________________________________   TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so  dirty? GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you  are. _______________________________________  TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting  with ' I. ' MILLIE:         I  is..  TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' MILLIE:          All right...  'I am  the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ________________________________  TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down  his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.                 Now, Louie, do you know why his father  didn't                  punish him? LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand.    ______________________________________    TEACHER:    Now,  Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers                          before eating? SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my  Mom is a good cook. ______________________________  TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly                         the  same as your brother's. Did you copy  his? CLYDE :         No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who  keeps  on talking when people are no longer  interested? HAROLD:     A teacher __________________________________    PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE   LAUGH! LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!