3 Ladies

3 ladies were on a flight. Suddenly the pilot informed them that there was a technical problem and the plane was going to crash into the sea. The first lady quickly took her cosmetics set out and started to doll herself up. A second lady beside her questioned her on her actions. The first lady replied that if she looked beautiful, the guys coming to rescue survivors would usually save the pretty ladies first. On hearing this, the second lady started to put on all her jewelries. An third woman sitting beside the second lady was curious and questioned her. The second lady said that the rescuers would save her because she would easily be identified by the glitter of her jewels. Then the third woman started taking her clothes off. Both the first and second ladies were shocked and questioned her. The third woman then replied that rescue teams do not usually look for survivors. They usually look for the "Black Box" first!

WOMEN ASKS:

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls,  everyone calls him a real man. How come?

Man replies:

It's very simple.

 

Confucius say 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.

 

But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!'.