Catholic Heart Attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a
 store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him
 collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest  Catholic Hospital as he was wearing a cross where he had emergency open- heart bypass surgery.

  He woke up from the surgery to find himself in the care
 of nuns at the Catholic hospital where he was taken to.  A nun
 was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded
 with several forms and a pen.  She asked him how he was
 going to pay for his treatment.


 "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

 He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
 The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

 He replied, "No money in the bank."

 "Do you have a relative who could help you with the
 payments?" asked the
 irritated nun.

  He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a
 nun."

 The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are
 not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

 The patient replied, "Perfect.  Send the bill to my
 brother-in-law."