For all you Baii fans

Q: Why are there so many Sikh  money changers in Singapore?
A: Because they  like to deal in Singh dollars.

Q: Why do  Sikhs make good shopkeepers
A: Because when  you enter their shop to buy
something, you  are the buyer; which makes them the  buyee.

Q: What do u call a Bhai who wants  to make a U-turn?
A: Ke belakang-pu  Singh 
 

Q: A Bhai with frequent headaches?

A: Kepala pu Singh.

Q: What do you call a Bhai who  drinks only beer?
A: Jasbir Singh

Q:  What is the study of young bhais?
A:  Microbhailogy.

Q: What was Mrs. Singh  called when she posed for Playboy?
A:  Bohcheng Kaur

Q: What was Mrs. Singh  called when she joined a Cantonese criminal  gang?
A: Tai Kaur

Q: Where do you find a  Bhai doctor?
A: At Tantock Singh Hospital,  S'pore.

Q: What do you call a Bhai who  comes to visit  you every three  days?
A: Sarjit Singh

Q: What do you  call a Bhai who's lost?
A: Miss Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives  between
Singapore and Kuantan?
A: Mer  Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who's  coming only tomorrow
A: Mahjit  Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who  likes Chinese herbs?
A: Gin Singh!

Q:  What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
A:  Balance Singh

Q: What is the official  mode of transport for Sikhs?
A:  Bhaicycles

Q: What heart surgery  procedure did Mr. Singh undergo?
A: A  bhaipass.

Q: What do you call a Sikh who  is covetous?
A: Gian Singh

Just Passing Through

A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club  when he decided
to take a short-cut through  somebody's garden. The
Owner comes out  angrily shouting : Hey, do you
know you are  trespassing?
Sikh answered : No, I'm Jas-par  Singh.