Holy Humour

**A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly,
 "I know what the Bible means!"
 His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know'
 what the Bible means?
 The son replied, "I do know!"
 "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
 "That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands
 for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

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 There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family
 Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
 "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
 "Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.

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 "Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the
 world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say,
 "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up
 in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."