Children Are Quick

TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:          Here it is.
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:          Maria. 
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor?
JOHN:           You told  me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it.    
(I   Love this child)
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for  water?
DONALD:       H I J K L M N O 
TEACHER:    What are you talking  about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have  today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:        Me! 
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so  dirty?
GLEN:           Well,  I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with  '  I..  '
MILLIE:          I   is.. 
TEACHER:      No, Millie..... Always say, 'I   am.'
MILLIE:          All right...   'I am the ninth letter of the  alphabet.'   
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TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his  father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do  you know why his father didn't punish  him?
LOUIS:            Because  George still had the axe in his  hand....   
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TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say  prayers before eating?
SIMON:          No sir, I don't  have to, my Mum is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:         Clyde, your composition on  'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE  :          No, sir.. It's  the same dog.    

(I  want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on  talking when people are no longer  interested? 
HAROLD:      A  teacher __________________________________   

PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S  MEDICINE!!

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