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If you have difficulty understanding the current world financial situation, the following should help... Once upon a time in a village in India, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.

The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as buyer, on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50.'

The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys.Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!

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Aging cartoons

Someone got this from a lady online. A friend of hers died who had a great sense of humor and always used to say that when she died she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on eBay! She said that her grave is right by the road so everyone can see it and many people have stopped to get a chuckle. There are two pictures here so scroll down.

TRY AGAIN (story from Italy)

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her periodfor 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys apregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? Iwant to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hourlater, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out ofthe of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tellsthem: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of mypersonal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs andprovide for your daughter for the rest of her life..

Additionally, if a girlis born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, mylegacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. Iftwins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the girl's father, who had remained silent, places a handfirmly on the man's shoulder and tells him , 'You try again ..'

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P.

Niss The Response:

Dear P. Niss,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,

The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

Spread the Silliness...

I hope it wiggles for you Ain't it the Truth!!!

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.The nurse starts with certain basic items."How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale.It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?""5 foot 8," she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressureAnd tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams,"

When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!"

KEEP LAUGHING

KEEP LAUGHING !!!!!!!!!!!